is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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