Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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