she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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