I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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