He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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