i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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