He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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