She is in my trunk
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
True college students do jello shots in the library
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