just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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