no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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