I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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