All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I AM VODKA MAN
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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