The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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