Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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