Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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