have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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