Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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