i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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