The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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