Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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