Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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