I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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