Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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