you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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