you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So vagazzling was a success
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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