This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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