Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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