Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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