I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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