she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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