Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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