She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i think my cat just said my name.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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