i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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