I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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