How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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