What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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