Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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