i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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