I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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