I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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