i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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