I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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