mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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