How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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