Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
