Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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