It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
