If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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