scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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