one might say we're banned from that church
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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