was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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