Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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