Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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