"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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