Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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